Humor Kong Hary vs Turis Bule asal Germany

Orang Bule baru sampe dari  Germany mendarat di Cengkareng setelah beristirahat nginep sejenak di Cawang di rumah Kong Hari kemudian mau jalan-jalan.. nah dianterin deh ame Kong Hary naik Mobil Fortuner  (Biar Nok Shelly Ngiri dah… ha ha ha)

Bule Germany : Mr. Hary would you please bring me around the city of  Jakarta….!
Kong Hary: Ok mister my pleasure ….

Kong Hary ajak di Masuk Tol Jalan Layang
Bule Germany: How long has this Tol Road been built?
Kong Hary: 1 Year mister!
Bule Germany: Too long kalo cuman dinegaraku a month ... (sneered)
Kong Hary: ..!??????

Kong Hary  Lanjut bawa tuh Mobil Fortuner nyang isi Bule sombong lewatin Gedung Hotel Indonesia
Bule Germany: How about that … how long it has been built?
Kong Hary: 2 year mister!
Bule Germany: too long dinegaraku cuman 2 months

Kong Hary Mulai kesel…. Langsung tancap ke Monas… kali ini Bule Jelek itu nanya untuk yang ketiga kalinye….. sambil gaya… rade-rade sombong dan arogant

Bule Germany: How about this Monument…. How Long it has been built?
Kong Hary kaga kalah arrogant langsung menjawab
Wow… Amazing … I know exactly that yesterday .. I had never ever saw this monument here Sir …. I think it has just been built!
Bule Germany: Ha ............###****!!!!!!????????????